1) Name : Parker

2) Name Backwards : Rekrap

3) Were you named after anyone? : Nope, my mom just though of the name one night sometime during pregnancy. However, my two middle names, William and McClain, are taken from my mom's father and uncle, respectively.

4) Does your name mean anything?: ...A park guard apparently, yippee

5) Nick Name(s) : Jurassic Parker, Tulsa

6) Screen Name(s) : Pretty much just this one

7) Date Of Birth : July 26th

8) Place of Birth : Tulsa, Oklahoma (yep, the origin of one of my nicknames)

9) Nationality : American

10) Current Location : Why, your grocer's freezer of course!

11) Sign : Leo

12) Religion : Christian, plain and simple. I like organized religion about as much as I like organized sports.

13) Height : 5' 6"

14) Weight : 158

15) Shoe Size : 9

16) Hair colour : Dirty blonde (no, no insinuation there *wink*)

17) Eye colour : Teal

18) What do you look like?: Me?

19) Innie or Outie? : Innie

20) Righty, Lefty, ambidextrous : Write with my right

21) Gay, Straight, Bi, or Other? : Straight, much to many people's surprise

22-28) Best friends questions: Well, since the person who tagged me didn't keep these, guess I can't really answer them

29) Parent(s) : Mom and Dad, the latter of which is unfortunately in nursing care, but still love both of them

30) Worst Enemy : The person who came up with this quizzy thing

31) Favorite on-line Guy(s) : My AIM and IRC lists are too vast to name them all

32) Favorite on-line Girl(s) : See above

33) Funniest friend : In all honesty, all my friends make me laugh and I try to return the favor to the best of my abilities

34) Craziest friend : I try to maintain that title, thank you!

35) Advice Friend : My mother

36) Loudest Friend : Most of the friends I've since I started college have been fairly loud, but Jordan, Moe, Jarod, Chrystal, Shane, and JB all seem to be vieing for the top ranking position

37) Person you cry with : I prefer to do that when alone, I really don't like making people worry about me

38) Any sisters : Nope

39) Any brothers : Nyet

40) Any pets : 6 cats, Mackey, Gizmo, Tut, Tamsen, Seigfried, and...Bob

41) A Disease : None that I'm aware of

42) A Pager : NEVER

43) A Personal phone line : Nein

44) A Cell phone : Active? No. But I DO have one of those `80's era gray brick phones that have antenna's the size of large pixie-stix

45) A Lava lamp : Two actually, blue and magenta

46) A Pool or hot tub : Don't have either, but would love to

47) A Car: Yep, a `95 Geo Metro. I like to call it the Warthog (My other car's a Puma)

Describe Your...
48) Personality : Odd would probably be a good word. Love causing general mayhem, but hate seeing anyone (friend or otherwise) being emotionally or physically harmed.

49) Driving : People always seem eager to get out of the car...can't imagine why

50) Car or one you want : I want an M3 halftrack

51) Room : Some years you can see the floor, others you wonder if it exists, haha

52) What’s missing? : My mind?

53) School: Community College

54) Bed : A black futon, w007

55) Relationship with your parent(s) : Good with my mom, but never have been very close to my dad (he travelled a lot when I was younger)

Do You...

56) Believe in yourself : I'm fairly confident, though by how much I poke fun at myself people often mistake me for having low self-esteem. This isn't the case, I just think that the ultimate act of confidence is being able to make fun of yourself without being ashamed. If it makes people laugh, it makes me happy.

57) Do you believe in love at first sight? : Hasn't occurred to me yet, but I'm willing to say it's possible.

58) Consider yourself a good listener : That I am, though when my ADHD's acting up, it may not be obvious. Seems like a lot people like to vent around me, which I don't mind.

60) Get Along with your parents: Well with my mother, moderately with my father.

61) Save your e-mail conversations: Rarely, hardly communicate via E-Mail anymore.

62) Pray : On occassions when I feel it's called for.

63) Believe in reincarnation : To some extent, yes.

64) Like to make fun of people : Yes, but I try to do it around the target person, since half of the time it is me retalliating for the them doing the same thing. I hate to say it, but I will gossip, but I try to refrain from doing it out of malice.

65) Like to talk on the phone: When there's something to talk about, yes.

66) Like to eat? : Oh hell yes

67) Like to drive : Not as much as some people

68) Get motion sickness : Never have gotten it

69) Eat the stems of broccolietchay : I try not to eat things I can't pronounce...

70) Eat Chicken fingers with a fork : Why on Earth would I do that?

71) Dream in color : Always have been.

72) Type with your fingers on home row : Nope, I learned to type with my own method, much to my elementary/middle school teachers' dismay.

73) Sleep with a stuffed animal: Screw your teddy bears, blankies own!

What Is...?

74) Right next to you : My computers and some LEGOs

75) On the walls of your room : A calender and few posters, never been much for decorating

76) On your mouse pad : A "Work is Hell" Dilbert skin

77) Your dream car : Damnit, I said a M3 Halftrack already

78) Your dream date : Though there's a few women out there I would like to date, I've never given enough thought into a dream date, since my sense of logic would most likely knock it down faster than Trekkie at a Star Wars convention.

79) Your dream honeymoon spot : I don't know, in a Winnabego?

80) Your dream husband/wife: See answer to #78

81) Your bedtime : Whenever I sleep

82) Under your bed : Why, it's your mother, Steve, HAHAHAHAHAHA!

83) The single most important question: How does the light in the refridgerator turn off when you close the door (don't answer, I must find it on my own)

84) Your bad time of the day: I don't have a designated bad time of day.

85) Your worst fear(s) : Being isolated from my friends for too long (I start to get strange nightmares. Read my Bad Dreams journal entry)

86) The weather like : It's Texas summer, what do you expect? Oscillations of between 100 and 107 degree weather, much of which I've been outside in.

87) The time? : 12:39 PM, I is bored

88) The date? : August 20

89) The best trick you ever played on someone: Superglued a quarter to the inside of the coin-return slot of my high school's vending machine.

90) The weirdest food or drink that you like : Scrambled eggs, pepper and cream cheese, w007!

91) Theme Song: Things That Bother You - Tiny Tim

92) The hardest thing about growing up : Coming to understand just how naive I really am

93) Your funniest experience : There are too many to even try to list just one.

94) Your scariest moment : Getting stuck in tornado weather in a camping tent

95) The silliest thing you've said : Ask my friends, bet they each have different quote.

96) The funniest or most desperate thing you've done to get the attention of the opposite sex?: Ever show up at a girl's house with a rose in your teeth?

97) The scariest thing that's ever happened while with your friend(s): Can't really think of that one.

98) The worst feeling in the world: Dropping my snow cone or losing a friend.

99) The best feeling in the world: Probably either getting a new snow cone or loving and being loved in return. I know I love my friends and (some) of them return that feeling, but as far a more intimate sort of love-feeling goes, there's only one person I've shared that level of emotional attachment with and last time I saw her was over 5 years ago (no, she is not my ex).


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